Emeril cancelled
This is so not fair. They canceled our taping of Emeril Live! They said that Emeril caught a cold and couldn’t possible work through it. Pshaw, we Jedi have to go out and make peace when we have colds. Actually, we try not to catch colds, cause when we do Yoda forces us to drink his special concoction. Talk about gross. Anyway, we on the council have decided to encourage the Jedi to start taking classes at the CCC (Coruscant Community College) because knowledge is power. They had a class called Chemistry that was described as fun with dangerous chemicals. Sounds interesting, I’m going to sign up tomorrow.
By the way, interesting party Windu. I stopped by for a few minutes, but didn’t stay because you didn’t have any margaritas. Aayla did look a little different didn’t she? Hmm, I’ll go talk to her.

